oh god the rape fog is back!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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