it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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