that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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