What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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