I'm going to rape someone's good day.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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