forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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