What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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