We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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