so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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