It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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