I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
