It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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