See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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