that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The power of my boobs compel you
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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