Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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