Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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