I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I wear drunk well.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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