a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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