Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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