I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
