its not stalking. its research.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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