where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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