I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
