I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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