how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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