he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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