You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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