i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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