Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
