It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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