Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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