Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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