I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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