he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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