Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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