It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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