Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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