the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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