Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
do herpes really smell.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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