Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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