he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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