I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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