I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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