Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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