I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
