been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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