so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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