I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My bed smells like the plague
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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