You're completely useless in the revolution.
another moral hangover. fuck.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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