I want to have your abortion
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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