She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my being single is dangerous.
my shit smells like andre
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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